There once was a maiden from Stoneberry Hollow
She didn’t talk much but boy did she swallow.
I have a nice lance that she sat upon
The maiden from Stoneberry who was also your mom.
"Being an Atheist is a lot like being high on mushrooms for the first time" may be one of my new favorite lines.
I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy
What the fuck? You fucking get an iPhone 5C instead of a 5S… ILL KILL YOU!
I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs
This is what I think year after year. I think I’m just going to throw my current self down the stairs, do my future self a solid.
Who am “I”?
The nearest you can say in words is: I am what makes perception possible, the life beyond the experiencer and experience.
~ Nisargadatta Maharaj
I am experiencing all of you whether you want me to or not.
Doesn’t she turn out to be like 12? And they get her drunk and then Kim Jong Ill kicks their asses?
“We don’t need another hero, don’t need another saviour.
The world needs an ice-cream with a brand new flavor.”