Got a phone interview for a job that I’m really interested in today. Unfortunately I derped up a storm.
"I’ve looked everywhere,
and I never really found
Somebody like you who was wholesome and sound
Where both of us knew we could see with closed eyes
Where neither of us had the need to tell each other lies
Nothing really mattered much as long as we’re together
We can change with the seasons, no matter what the weather
Where we could be in harmony, together every day
Knowing when we’re young and old that we could always say…
I’ll always want you by my side
To give you what you’ve been denied
I need you to know I want you…”
-Scatman John, “Ballad of Love”
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
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You don’t need to be proud of being straight. You already have all your basic rights as a straight person. What’s next ? You posting “WHITE POWER!”? You bigoted fuck.
His face in the last one though, you can just tell he’s thinking “oh god this man is an idiot”
his face holy shit
I’ll just go stop being poor now lol
I want aasif Mandvi to get his own show after colbert gets cancelled
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Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.
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