A Game of Scones

There once was a maiden from Stoneberry Hollow
She didn’t talk much but boy did she swallow.
I have a nice lance that she sat upon
The maiden from Stoneberry who was also your mom.

Via Deli düşünceler


line-in-the-sand:

Stan trying to get Wendy back with the help of Jimmy


Via Into the everblack...



If you think Disney and Harry Potter are bad for kids because the bible condemns “witchcraft” just unfollow me now you overzealous, stupid jackass.



hatefulatheist:

"Being an Atheist is a lot like being high on mushrooms for the first time" may be one of my new favorite lines.



themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

What the fuck? You fucking get an iPhone 5C instead of a 5S… ILL KILL YOU!

(Source: micdotcom)


Via Bae

outraged:

I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs

This is what I think year after year. I think I’m just going to throw my current self down the stairs, do my future self a solid.

(Source: outraged)

Via LETTERBOMB

atmagaialove:

Who am “I”?

The nearest you can say in words is:  I am what makes perception possible, the life beyond the experiencer and experience.

 

~ Nisargadatta Maharaj

I am experiencing all of you whether you want me to or not.



Doesn’t she turn out to be like 12? And they get her drunk and then Kim Jong Ill kicks their asses?

(Source: tabbyaddams)


Via bardock

Lilyhammer on Netflix, great fucking show with beautiful cinematography. Go watch it.




I just want to reach the level of success where I can have my own jacuzzi.





"That’s when the drugs kicked in…"

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)


We don’t need another hero, don’t need another saviour.
The world needs an ice-cream with a brand new flavor.” 

-Scatman John


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