A Game of Scones

Got a phone interview for a job that I’m really interested in today. Unfortunately I derped up a storm.


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"I’ve looked everywhere,

and I never really found

Somebody like you who was wholesome and sound

Where both of us knew we could see with closed eyes

Where neither of us had the need to tell each other lies

Nothing really mattered much as long as we’re together

We can change with the seasons, no matter what the weather

Where we could be in harmony, together every day

Knowing when we’re young and old that we could always say…

I’ll always want you by my side

To give you what you’ve been denied

I need you to know I want you…”

-Scatman John, “Ballad of Love”


I’m determined to hit Legend this season in Hearthstone


when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

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Via My Head Is A Ticking Time Bomb


one of my all time favorite par quotes

Via Love isn't a feeling, it's an ability

Bill Nye the Science Guy


When I was a kid Bill Nye was a cast member on a local NBC Seattle-based sketch comedy show called Almost Live. The show was so popular in the region that SNL would be pushed back for Almost Live (My entire youth SNL started at 12:05 in the morning, which confused me half to death since in my…

Via I Genuinely Enjoy Science


You are now Pawnee Goddesses

Via A Day in the Life of Mere

I have a conservative friend on Facebook who posted “Straight Pride “

You don’t need to be proud of being straight. You already have all your basic rights as a straight person. What’s next ? You posting “WHITE POWER!”? You bigoted fuck.




His face in the last one though, you can just tell he’s thinking “oh god this man is an idiot”

his face holy shit

I’ll just go stop being poor now lol

I want aasif Mandvi to get his own show after colbert gets cancelled

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Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

Via the life & times of the human pin cushion


life lessons

Via O O O O O

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